It must be nice to make enough money to live comfortably. Sometimes, I feel like my boss has forgotten what it was like to make almost minimum wage.

Please, boss. I’m in the bottom 15th percentile. I realize that doesn’t put me in poverty technically, (been there done that) but it’s still really fucking hard to pay bills on time while paying off various debt and trying to eat on a regular basis.

I’m actually switching to an all Ramen, rice, and beans diet. At least it’ll be fucking cheap.

7 hours ago
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Garrus is an aspiring model. (Taken with instagram)

Garrus is an aspiring model. (Taken with instagram)

1 day ago
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diffusebombs:

oestranhomundodek:

Pokémon vs Zombies

Check out my other Poké gifs here

AAAAAAH!!!

This. Is. Amazing.

1 day ago
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I have the best boyfriend, you guys.

I have the best boyfriend, you guys.

(Source: zombie-mothra)

2 days ago
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wired:

[via theatlantic]:

thisistheverge:

Alexis Madrigal - The Fake Magazines Used in Blade Runner Are Still Futuristic, Awesome
Basic Googling various combinations of Blade Runner and magazines with some other keywords yielded nothing. So, I took the image of Dorgon Magazine and ran it through Google Images to see if it had shown up anywhere else with more information attached. It had indeed been posted a few times around the web including at a site for Manahan Design, where they were presented as custom Kindle screensavers for jailbroken devices. But down at the bottom of that site, there was a little inscription: “Much credit goes to Kevin From the Propsummit forums for his amazingly made high-res reproductions of the magazine covers seen in various locations in Blade Runner,” we read. Who is this mysterious, Kevin? And what is Propsummit? And are these covers actually *recreations* by someone who looked at the magazines in the film and somehow designed from anew from scratch? Are these completely new design fiction objects modeled on old design fiction objects for a movie that came out 30 years ago? 

Yes, this is very awesome.

We’d order lifetime subscriptions to any of these.

wired:

[via theatlantic]:

thisistheverge:

Alexis Madrigal - The Fake Magazines Used in Blade Runner Are Still Futuristic, Awesome

Basic Googling various combinations of Blade Runner and magazines with some other keywords yielded nothing. So, I took the image of Dorgon Magazine and ran it through Google Images to see if it had shown up anywhere else with more information attached. It had indeed been posted a few times around the web including at a site for Manahan Design, where they were presented as custom Kindle screensavers for jailbroken devices. But down at the bottom of that site, there was a little inscription: “Much credit goes to Kevin From the Propsummit forums for his amazingly made high-res reproductions of the magazine covers seen in various locations in Blade Runner,” we read. Who is this mysterious, Kevin? And what is Propsummit? And are these covers actually *recreations* by someone who looked at the magazines in the film and somehow designed from anew from scratch? Are these completely new design fiction objects modeled on old design fiction objects for a movie that came out 30 years ago? 

Yes, this is very awesome.

We’d order lifetime subscriptions to any of these.

3 days ago
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2 yr old dromedary male camel, has done petting zoos and bday parties, very sweet and gentle $4500

2 yr old dromedary male camel, has done petting zoos and bday parties, very sweet and gentle $4500


4 days ago
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Kenmore upright freezer - $94 (DAMNITT)

Very good condition, works fine, was supposed to go to the ex but he never came to get it & meanwhile I got a new one thinking I would need one when he came to get this one Grrr LOL. I believe it is about cu ft. Not self-defrosting.


I was looking for a cu ft freezer. Oh, it’s not self-defrosting? No deal.

(Source: bham.craigslist.org)

4 days ago
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Douche-y McDoucherton: I had a question about our phones. Are they rooted?… Do you know what that means?

OHMYGAWDSHUTYOURFACE!!!!!

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9 hours ago
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I PLAY SOCCER ‘CAUSE I FORGOT I HAVE HANDS.

This scene made me cry. But in the good way. I want to re-watch this movie now.

(Source: teddymotherfuckingroosevelt, via lorettalove)

3 days ago
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BUY THE CAMEL BUY THE CAMEL BUY THE CAMEL

It’s quite a deal. For the price of one food/concession trailer, I could get 2.8 camels. That’s almost THREE CAMELS!

4 days ago
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Shave Ice/Concession Trailer - $12500

What? YES. I WILL TAKE IT.

(Source: bham.craigslist.org)

4 days ago
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